Hayden has been spending too much time with Daddy

I know this because he was on the couch watching a movie when I took Annabelle out for a potty break. When I came back inside Hayden yells "Mommy you're back! Did Anna shoot a deuce?"

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You have GOT to be kidding me. Daddy of course is nothing but proud. FML.